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Stories Burnt Soul

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Burnt Soul

Day 1
Sally: Mommy, teacher says that I am only 6 and I need food to grow. Can I have some food?
Mom: No, your too fat. Go to bed.

Day 2
Sally: Mommy, where's daddy?
Mom: He left.
Sally: Where is he?
Mom: Grave yard.
Sally: Why? Is he looking for my fish that ran away?
Mom: No, he made mommy angry.
Sally: How?
Mom; GO TO BED! STOP ASKING QUESTIONS.

Day 3
Sally: Mommy, why do the other kids have houses, and we have a shed?
Mom: Because they have money.
Sally: Why don't we have money?
Mom: Stop being nosy, fatty.
Sally: You know that's not my name mommy!
Mom: GO TO BED

Day 4
Mom: Sally come out of bed!
Sally: No!
Mom: Yes, come out before you with you have never been born!
Sally: Not until I see daddy!
Mom: *Pulls out shot gun* You want to see daddy?
Sally: Mommy.....
Mom: Fine *Shoots*
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