Trivia 11 Facts about GG Allin

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11 Facts about GG Allin

There will only ever be one GG Allin, whether you like him or not (hopefully). Because everything written about the most contentious turd-slinger in punk reads like parody, here is a compilation of some of the weirdest information about him.

1. Real Name
Jesus Christ was GG Allin's birth name; it was derived from the screams he made when he emerged from his mother's womb. His abbreviated name, "GG," was inspired by the midwife's guttural gasp, which she swallowed because she was so startled.

2. Psychic Powers
Allin's father anticipated that as a child, he would possess extraordinary abilities. Then Baby GG showed his father that he was correct by consistently predicting his own destiny through poop.

3. Musical Inspiration
His idol was Hank Williams, and the two of them delighted in their shared admiration. In a hilarious cycle of life moment, the Walmart yodeling Hank Williams fan revealed that GG Allin is his greatest musical influence in a recent interview.

4. Bald Look
After shaving his head at a crazy party to celebrate Donald Trump firing his 500th employee, Allin adopted his distinctive bald appearance. Trump preserved the extra hair and continues to use it in his toupees now.

5. Tattoo Troubles
He would apply his renowned lick 'n' stick tattoos for 4.5 hours every day, but because of his crippling phobia of needles, he was unable to commit to any of them permanently.

6. Straight Edge Lifestyle
Allin was known for leading a wealthy Straight Edge lifestyle for the most of his twenties, rejecting all narcotics, and belittling those who tried to give them to him. Before long, he came to the conclusion that he simply wasn't prepared to face the day without his daily cup of coffee!

7. Party Pooper
In 1985, he made his stage defecation trick debut. Since he had eaten some terrible fish tacos before the gig, this was essentially an accident, but Allin pretended it was on purpose and was obliged to repeat the act throughout his career to save himself from disgrace.

8. Scat Clap
Allin's antics fascinated Gary Glitter, who incorporated the sound of him applauding and snorting in the background of "Rock n Roll pt. 2’

9. Alternate Life
Allin responded that he wanted to be a police officer, the group of people in society he most admired, when asked what he would be if he weren't a punk rock danger. He even bequeathed a sizeable sum of money to the NYPD in his estate, which they utilized to supplement their collection of damaging evidence.

10. Mixed Reviews
The most obnoxious punks you know will fondly remember seeing Allin perform, while others would argue that simply entering the arena ruined their lives. Surprisingly, GG Allin never gave a single live performance, despite hundreds of punks of a specific generation claiming to have survived one of his gigs.

11. Rest in Poop
As Allin had requested before his passing, he was buried with a bottle of Jim Beam. Really cool In addition, because of the deplorable way he lived his life, he was also interred with a soul that was going to hell.

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