In the early 90s, the archbishop of atheism, the right un-reverend Dawkins, sent me on an unholy crusade to find all the pieces of the true cross.
I found a bit of 2x4 behind a skip in Tescos car park and decided to burn it just in case it was a relic.
I now deeply regret this action.
I have now renounced the church of atheism because of Dawkins view on irreducible complexity.
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