C Cartridge Forum Expert Joined Dec 29, 2017 Posts 5,402 Reaction 20,511 Points 3,331 Aug 17, 2020 #1 Hi, i will be posting random somewhat funny quotes here.. hope you like it. Enjoy! Last edited: Aug 17, 2020
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #2 Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!" -Anonymous
Here's human empathy for you: Things die all over our windshields and we're like, "Man, I just washed this!" -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #3 People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #4 I don't have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #5 The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons...and 85% morons. -Frank Zappa
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #6 Why can't the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #8 I'm looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I've been tired since 2010. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #9 My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #10 I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #11 My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #12 I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. -Anonymous
I just spent half an hour looking for my phone in the car, using the flashlight on my phone. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #13 Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. -Anonymous
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #14 How can you hurt someone with words? Hit them with a dictionary. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #15 My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. -Anonymous
My darling, this scenery makes me speechless. Husband: Perfect, we're setting up tent here. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #16 Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #17 They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. -Anonymous
They say time is the solution to every problem. I've been waiting for five hours already and the room is still messy. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #18 I'm as single as a one dollar bill, and I don't need any change. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #19 By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my ****. -Anonymous
By the power vested in me by Facebook, I now pronounce you unfriended and restricted. You may now kiss my ****. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #20 We should start referring to age as "levels." So when you're level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. -Anonymous
We should start referring to age as "levels." So when you're level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person. -Anonymous