C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #21 I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #22 I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight. -Anonymous
I'm not sure what is more scary these days, checking my temperature or checking my weight. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #23 I'm still trying to figure out how "wash your hands often" translates into "buy all the toilet paper you can find." -Anonymous
I'm still trying to figure out how "wash your hands often" translates into "buy all the toilet paper you can find." -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #24 Are you free tomorrow? No, tomorrow I'm still expensive. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #25 I would've never imaged going into a bank wearing a mask and asking the teller for money. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #26 If I'm constantly bothering you, it means you're an important person. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #27 We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. -Anonymous
We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #28 Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. -Anonymous
Now that I'm quarantined, I finally realize that my only true hobbies were shopping and eating out. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #29 If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you're killing it. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #30 Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #31 When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?" -Anonymous
When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?" -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #32 I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse... except for money. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #33 The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #34 They say money doesn't solve all problems, but it will surely solve all of mine. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #35 That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic. -Anonymous
That moment you're thankful for Coronavirus social distancing rules because you just ate some garlic. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #36 Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. -Anonymous
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #37 I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive. -Anonymous Last edited: Aug 17, 2020
I end all my sentences with "Just saying.." because ending them with "You bonehead.." would probably be considered offensive. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #38 Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #39 I survived the great toilet paper scare of 2020. -Anonymous
C Cartridge Forum Expert Aug 17, 2020 TS TS #40 Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead. -Bill McGlashen