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PurpleFox
Guest
- “Are those space pants you’re wearing?” “Why?” “Cause your a$$ is outta this world!”
- “Call me Mr. Flintstone. I can make your bed rock.”
- “Damn there must be something wrong with my eyes!” “Why?” “Because they’ve been stuck on you all day!”
- “Do you work for UPS?” “No why?” “Because I saw you checking out my package.”
- “Hey baby, wanna sharpen my pencil?”
- “Hey pretty lady, I know Klingon, and tonight I’m going Klingon to you!”
- “I forgot my phone number, can I have yours?”
- “I heard that milk does a body good but DAMN girl how much milk you been drinking?”
- “I like my ladies the way i like my peanut butter… CHUNKY!”
- “I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?”
- “I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?”
- “I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.”
- “If God made anything better looking than you he must have kept it for himself.”
- “If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?”
- “If I wrote the alphabet I’d put U and I together.”
- “Is there a rainbow outside your house? “No why?” “Because you’re the treasure I’ve been looking for.”
- “Is your daddy a thief?” “Why?” “Because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.”
- “Is your name Candy?” “Why?” “Because you are looking so sweet.”
- “Just call me milk because I do a body good.”
- “My shirt would look great on your bedroom floor.”
- “Quick, I need 50 cents! My mother asked me to call her when I fell in love.”
- “Secret Service, ma’am. I need to do a full body cavity search. National security, you know.”
- “Wanna have ***?”
- “What could be so wrong in heaven that an angel like you is here on Earth.”
- “Why don’t you come over and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.”