Yarm, also referred to as Yarm-on-Tees, is a market town and civil parish in the Borough of Stockton-on-Tees, North Yorkshire, England. It was previously a port town before the industry moved down the River Tees to more accessible settlements nearer to the sea.
It lies on the Southern bank of the River Tees, on a small peninsula hosting the town's high street and other oldest parts. Newer area of the town are in former fields south of the peninsula. To the east it extends to the River Leven, to the south it extends into the Kirklevington parish (its railway station is in said parish). Low Worsall is to the newer area's west.
Yarm bridge marked the river's furthest tidal-flow reaching until a barrage opened to regulate the tide in 1995. It was previously the last bridge before the sea, having been superseded multiple times since. It was first superseded by a toll bridge in 1771, crossing into Stockton-on-Tees
The town's historic county is Yorkshire, the North Riding sub-division. The three sub-divisions had gained separate county status in 1889 before these were abolished in 1974. It is in the borough of Stockton-on-Tees; first when the borough was a county of Cleveland district (1974-1996) and second (from 1996) in its present unitary authority structure. The borough is a constituent member of the Tees Valley combined authority.
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but the winner...
Please look at the math below (Only people with an IQ with 130 and over are able to figure this out):
If:
2 + 3 = 10
7 + 2 = 63
6 + 5 = 66
8 + 4 = 96
Then:
9 + 7 = ????
Babala isang kuwento na tanging tunay na Batangueno laang ang makakaintindi....Pop Dado, C.E.O.
Dine sa Tuklong ay may puno ng kape na arogang-aroga pa ng Mamay. Sadyang pinapugadan sa hantik na guyam at pinabantayan sa bilot. Naulutang ngatain ng Mamay ang bubot na parang sinturis. Pasal na...
Keanna on PBB 2
MGA HIRIT NI KEANNA!!! Kakatawa to pramis!!!
1.) While reading the house rule about not moving the furniture inside the house: "E di hende pweding i-rock 'yung rocking chair kasi forniture din 'yun e."
-:)-
2.) While inside the confession room, Big Brother asks her about the...
How would Newton explain "falling in love"
its like two marbles that fall in different ways
Once free fall theres no initial force it just go with gravity
Which one will reach the land first?
Like fallin in love
Which of the two will end sooner??
Love that you feel freely?
or love that you...
Can you pronounce
good
english?
read
the
following
aloud:
wolf
woof
warp
roof
ruff
raft
work
wart
worth
wharf
test result:
gud dog!
stop barking na!
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Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip
1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din??
2. Puwede bang uminum ng coke...
Wake up
and
wink
those
teeny
weeny
eyes
stretch
those
inzy
winzy
b0nes
&
wear
dat
j0lly
winning
SMILE
&
tell
yourself
whoa..
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Minsan
ngdadalawang
isip
ak0
bag0
kita
itext
baka
kc
busy
ka
bad
trip
waLa
sa
m0od
o kaya
waLang
baLak
mgrepLy
peRo
ay0s
Lang...
This is the real, this is me i'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now gonna let the light shine on me now I found Who I am there's no way to hold it in no more hiding who I want to be, this is me.. hahah! dinaan lang sa kanta...
Boy: tandaan mo lahat ng sasabihin ko dahil importante ito
Girl: ok ano ba sasabihin mo?
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French Lesson
Cough: O...
anong puno ang d na aakyat????????
e di .... nakatumba.
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anong prutas meron sa kantang happy birthday???
anong prutas ang meron sa kantang happy birthday???
ano????
eh di DALANDAN!!!!!!
bakit???
DANDALANDANDAN happy birthday to u happy birthday to you...
Pangit man ako sa paningin ng iba, hindi ko na ikaiila yun ganun talaga wala ng magagawa e sabi nga nila walang sinuman tao ang nilikha ng diyos ay pangit lahat ng tao ay magaganda at pogi yun nga lang talaga nagkulang lang sa hulma katulad ko.. hahaha! toinks...
basta lahat tayo maganda at pogi...
Hirap umibig, hirap din umiyak, hirap magmahal, hirap dn masaktan, hirap umasa, hirap magbago. Pero ang pinakamahirap sa lahat maligo tapos tabo mo, bote ng Yakult.
Dear Pepsi,
alam mo bng coke na cokez akoh sau?
Royal ka pa naman pero lgi mo akung
ini isprite!naalala mo pba nun pumunta
tau sa mountain dew?sumakay pa nga tau
sa redhorse muntik pa taung tangain
ni gold eagle!!buti nlng anjan si
san miguel,bnaril nya ng colt45
natamaan si generoso sa...
famous chinese names:
born during the nyt
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born blind
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born fat
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born tiny
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born different
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born abnormal
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--->EDDIE ME
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11
proofs
that your
in love
1.Parati mo
siyang iniisip
2.Concern
ka sa kanya
3.Nahihiya ka pag
lumalapit siya sayo.
4.Gusto mo na
mapansin ka nya..
5.Nag wowori
kapag absent siya
o nagkasakit siya..
6.inaalala yun
hapi moments
niyo..
8.habang binabasa mo
ito may 1 tao ang pumapasok sa...
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GIRL:MEDTECH, how about you?
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GIRL:really??? DO u know that im planning 2
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1 day
magugulat ka
dahil makikita mo
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ikaw at ako
tumatawa. .
ikaw at ako
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ikaw at ako
nangangarap. .
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ngkakasiyahan
ikaw lang at ako. .
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At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping, 2.3 million are falling in love, 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cutie in the whole world is reading this message. Naks! Nakangiti na yan!
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow.
If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.
If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow.
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money, wait for your salary.
Brainless is back!"
Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines?
Contestant : Niyog?
Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.
Contestant : (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!
Host : Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?
Contestant: Sa back?
Host : O sige, puwede rin na...
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1. A parlor in San Juan, Metro Manila:
Cut & Face
2. A wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: Starducks
3. A fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: Violybee
4. A small internet cafe: Cafe Pindot
5. In Manila, there’s a laundry...
Pare1: pare me joke ako!
Pare2: sige ano yun?
Pare1: ilan ang liter ng coke?
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Bulag: close your eyes…
Pilay: give me your hand darling…
Bingi: do you hear my heart beating?
****: do you understand?
Manhid: do you feel the same?
Dukha: am i only dreaming?
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Pipi: say my name
Baliw: sunshine thru the rain
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MAY KWENTO ako.
ang pamagat ay ako.
Ako
isang araw may isang babae ang pangalan niya ay MAYLI.
{MAYLI}
kwento niya…….. nawala niya ang BAG
niya. {BAG}
tapos na!! pamagat non ay
AKO.
{AKO}
pagsamasamahin mo lahat ng nasa gilid.
ano mayroon ka?
……………..
MAYLI+BAG+AKO=___________
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poso
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eskwelahan
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pagkain
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masa
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malambot
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pisngi
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