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Can you pronounce
good
english?
read
the
following
aloud:
wolf
woof
warp
roof
ruff
raft
work
wart
worth
wharf
test result:
gud dog!
stop barking na!
=====
Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip
1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din??
2. Puwede bang uminum ng coke kapag coffee break???
3. ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din???
4. bakit ang blackboard kulay green??
5. ang lason ba pag naexpired nakakalason pa din??
6. nanganganak ba ang mga bakla?? kung hindi.. bakit sila dumadami??
7. pwede bang magdinner ang may dalang lunchbox???
8. pag sinabi bang 6 feet anim ang paa mo??
=====
Kapag bored ka na at walang magawa
magbukas ka ng ziper
ilagay mo ang kamay sa loob at ilabas mo
ang libro galing sa bag mo at magbasa ka!!!
kala mo ha!!!
=====
Kapag nakita mo ako na marumi...
warat warat ang damit....
walang tsinelas at nasa gitna ng kalye...
please wag kang lalapit....
May shooting ako.. bawal ang fans!!!
=====
Wag kang mahihiya kung lumuluha ang mga mata mo!!!
at lalo namang wag mong pipigilan ang luha mo
dahil baka lumabas yan sa ilong!!!
Yucky yun di ba??
=====
The Rubber Poem:
Kissing is a habit,
****ing is a game.
Guys get the pleasure
girls get the pain
The guy says i love you
and you believe its true
but when tummy starts to swell
he just says: who the hell are you??
1 hour of pleasure, 9 months in pain
2 days in the hospital and a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard and the mother is a whore
This would't happen if the rupper was put on!!!
Bow!!! Play safe... Spread this message
Not the *****!!!
=====
10 craziest things na ginagawa pag nalalasing
1. cries without reason
2. nagbibigay ng advice sa kapwa lasing
3. sings ng pasintunado
4. cols with text ang ex para makapagusap ng walang sense
5. naiinlove na lang ng bigla
6. ginagawang unan ang toilet bowl
7. nagiging galante
8. ikukuwento ang buhay ng buong angkan
9. nagiging english speaking kahit wrong grammar
10. panay ang sabi ng "hindi na ako iinum!!!" habang nagsusuka
pero siyempre salitang lasing lang yun coz after the hangover
sarap magcheers for the good times...
=====
When i was a kid, my teacher asked what do i wanted to be when i grow up??
I told her i wanted to be happy
She scolded me and told me that i do not understand the question
I told her
"Bein happy is beyond every noble profession that the world ever has"
Ayun dumugo ilong niya!!! grade school pa lang ako nun ah!!
=====
May tinanong ako:
SAbi ko
"tama bang isuko ko ang taong mahal ko,
dahil nalaman ko na hindi na niya ako mahal"
Sabi niya
" thats the best thing to do to save your pride
but thats the most stupid thing if you want to save your life"
SAbi ko namn
Yes english!!! pacheese burger ka naman!!!
Burger!!! Burger!!!
=====
enjoy reading &
po..
good
english?
read
the
following
aloud:
wolf
woof
warp
roof
ruff
raft
work
wart
worth
wharf
test result:
gud dog!
stop barking na!
=====
Mga tanong na kailangan ng malalim na pag-iisip
1. Ang lamok ba pag natutulog nilalamok din??
2. Puwede bang uminum ng coke kapag coffee break???
3. ang uod ba pag namatay inuuod din???
4. bakit ang blackboard kulay green??
5. ang lason ba pag naexpired nakakalason pa din??
6. nanganganak ba ang mga bakla?? kung hindi.. bakit sila dumadami??
7. pwede bang magdinner ang may dalang lunchbox???
8. pag sinabi bang 6 feet anim ang paa mo??
=====
Kapag bored ka na at walang magawa
magbukas ka ng ziper
ilagay mo ang kamay sa loob at ilabas mo
ang libro galing sa bag mo at magbasa ka!!!
kala mo ha!!!
=====
Kapag nakita mo ako na marumi...
warat warat ang damit....
walang tsinelas at nasa gitna ng kalye...
please wag kang lalapit....
May shooting ako.. bawal ang fans!!!
=====
Wag kang mahihiya kung lumuluha ang mga mata mo!!!
at lalo namang wag mong pipigilan ang luha mo
dahil baka lumabas yan sa ilong!!!
Yucky yun di ba??
=====
The Rubber Poem:
Kissing is a habit,
****ing is a game.
Guys get the pleasure
girls get the pain
The guy says i love you
and you believe its true
but when tummy starts to swell
he just says: who the hell are you??
1 hour of pleasure, 9 months in pain
2 days in the hospital and a baby without a name
the baby is a bastard and the mother is a whore
This would't happen if the rupper was put on!!!
Bow!!! Play safe... Spread this message
Not the *****!!!
=====
10 craziest things na ginagawa pag nalalasing
1. cries without reason
2. nagbibigay ng advice sa kapwa lasing
3. sings ng pasintunado
4. cols with text ang ex para makapagusap ng walang sense
5. naiinlove na lang ng bigla
6. ginagawang unan ang toilet bowl
7. nagiging galante
8. ikukuwento ang buhay ng buong angkan
9. nagiging english speaking kahit wrong grammar
10. panay ang sabi ng "hindi na ako iinum!!!" habang nagsusuka
pero siyempre salitang lasing lang yun coz after the hangover
sarap magcheers for the good times...
=====
When i was a kid, my teacher asked what do i wanted to be when i grow up??
I told her i wanted to be happy
She scolded me and told me that i do not understand the question
I told her
"Bein happy is beyond every noble profession that the world ever has"
Ayun dumugo ilong niya!!! grade school pa lang ako nun ah!!
=====
May tinanong ako:
SAbi ko
"tama bang isuko ko ang taong mahal ko,
dahil nalaman ko na hindi na niya ako mahal"
Sabi niya
" thats the best thing to do to save your pride
but thats the most stupid thing if you want to save your life"
SAbi ko namn
Yes english!!! pacheese burger ka naman!!!
Burger!!! Burger!!!
=====
enjoy reading &
po..
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