Tagalog Filipino Green Jokes
- WOMAN to DOC: Thank you for making me a ****** again for my wedding night. It was perfect, the blood, the pain and it only cost 50pesos! How did you do it?
DOC : I tied your PUBIC hair together!
- KUMARE 1: Nag-away kami ng pare mo kasi gusto niya sa *** dog style
KUMARE 2: What’s wrong with that?
KUMARE 1: Eh gusto niya na naman sa DAAN din!
- In a rape trial, the victim was asked by a lawyer: Did you scream for help?
LADY : Yes sir.
LAWYER: Did anyone came?
LADY: Yes sir….he did… then I did