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This story is hilarious example of just that.

A 45 yr. old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital.

While she was in surgery she had a supernatural near death experience.

Her spirit was raised up to heaven where she met God and asked him, "Has my time come?"

God answered, "No, you have another 43 yrs. 2 months and 8 days to live.

After she recovered, the woman decided to live life to the fullest and make the most of the time that she had left.

She decided to stay in hospital and do plastic surgery on her face, undergo liposuction, ****** enlargement and abdominal fat removal.

She also called a hair stylist to color her hair and an orthodontist to perform a 'teeth lift".

She figured that if she had so much time in front of her, she should live the best way possible.

after her last plastic surgery, she put on a new dress with matching heels, left the hospital, went across the street and an BAM! an ambulance ran her over, and she died instantly. while,

to be continued...

gusto nyo pa ba tuloy story... hahahaha!! nakakangawit pala haba pero malapit na siya matapos nasa heaven na siya... 😊

salamat sa magbabasa... enjoy!!
 
This story is hilarious example of just that.

A 45 yr. old woman from Los Angeles had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital.

While she was in surgery she had a supernatural near death experience.

Her spirit was raised up to heaven where she met God and asked him, "Has my time come?"

God answered, "No, you have another 43 yrs. 2 months and 8 days to live.

After she recovered, the woman decided to live life to the fullest and make the most of the time that she had left.

She decided to stay in hospital and do plastic surgery on her face, undergo liposuction, ** enlargement and abdominal fat removal.

She also called a hair stylist to color her hair and an orthodontist to perform a 'teeth lift".

She figured that if she had so much time in front of her, she should live the best way possible.

after her last plastic surgery, she put on a new dress with matching heels, left the hospital, went across the street and an BAM! an ambulance ran her over, and she died instantly. while,

to be continued...

gusto nyo pa ba tuloy story... hahahaha!! nakakangawit pala haba pero malapit na siya matapos nasa heaven na siya... 😊

salamat sa magbabasa... enjoy!!

eto na po next story nyan...

While crossings the gates to heaven.. She reached God, and demanded to know what happened..

"you told me i had 43 more yrs.! why didn't you save me from the ambulance".

And God answered, "Oh, it's you? My bad, i didn't recognize you under all that plastic."

hahahahha yun lang... sana magustuhan nyo salamat sa nagbasa!!😊
 
eto na po next story nyan...

While crossings the gates to heaven.. She reached God, and demanded to know what happened..

"you told me i had 43 more yrs.! why didn't you save me from the ambulance".

And God answered, "Oh, it's you? My bad, i didn't recognize you under all that plastic."

hahahahha yun lang... sana magustuhan nyo salamat sa nagbasa!!😊
Nice one, Skykru!
nice story! hahahaah
 
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