Closed Mema sa jeep

[monkey wrench]

Best Answer Kapag Mag-aabot
ng Pamasahe sa Jeep
“MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!”
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Manong: San galing ang 20?
Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan
ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.
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Manong: San yung bente?
Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!
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Manong: Estudyante?
Pasahero: Mechanical Engineer. 2016 Board Passer.
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Manong: Estudyante?
Pasahero: Opo. 2nd year high school. Hindi pa nireregla pero may
anim na crush na.
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Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Dalawa po. Isang manhid at isang nagmamahal ng palihim.
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Manong: San galing?
Pasahero: Nag group study po. Tapos alam niyo ba andun din yung
crush ko. Magdamag niya akong tinuruan sa math. Tapos nung nag
exam kanina, 0 nakuha ko. Hihi.
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Manong: San galing?
Pasahero: Nagmotel. 3 hours kami dun. At wag kayong judgmental
please. Gumawa lang kami ng loombands.
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Manong: San ang baba ng bente?
Pasahero: Tung-inuhhh!! Naglalakad yung bente!!!!
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Manong: San ang baba?
Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.
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Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?
Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit.
Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-
isa. Keep the change.
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Manong: Walang barya??
Pasahero: Yan tayo eh. Sobra sobra na nga ang binigay, pero parang kulang pa rin. Parang pag-ibig lang.
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Manong: Saan bababa?
Pasahero: Sa semento po!

 

[Pastor-Kanor]

Ayus ha!

Meron ka ba paps ung driver mema naman.

 

[monkey wrench]

Ayus ha!

Meron ka ba paps ung driver mema naman.

hehe.. try ko po

 

[Mad-hater]

Ang galing tsong napatawa po ako..

 

[KPI]

Hahaha ayos TS, LT

 

[H Y B R i D 21]

Ayos ah.. Dahil dyan bigyan kita 17 na clap clap ts.

 

[Sssshhh]

hahaha, gusto ko to. Salamat sa pagshare!