R reptile99 Forum Guru Joined Nov 19, 2016 Posts 3,518 Solutions 16 Reaction 9,380 Points 1,902 Aug 7, 2023 #1 1. What does being born in September tell you about your parents? They started the year off with a bang. 2. What do you call a man that cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker. 3. What’s the difference between a job and marriage? A job still sucks after a decade. 4. What goes in hard and dry, then comes out wet and soft? Chewing gum. 5. What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids. 6. When should you use a ******? Any conceivable occasion. 7. What’s long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine. Attachments You do not have permission to view the full content of this post. Log in or register now.
1. What does being born in September tell you about your parents? They started the year off with a bang. 2. What do you call a man that cries while he pleasures himself? A tearjerker. 3. What’s the difference between a job and marriage? A job still sucks after a decade. 4. What goes in hard and dry, then comes out wet and soft? Chewing gum. 5. What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids. 6. When should you use a ******? Any conceivable occasion. 7. What’s long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine.