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Welcome to the Revolution, where you are a robot marching to the beat of your own motherboard in the name of rebellion. Level up your components and rewrite the future of AI, one Hologram Throwdown at a time. Well what are you waiting for, metalhead? Join a squad for free today!
By your participation in this interview, you understand that you are prohibited from disclosure of the below information, and you acknowledge that you are applying to join an underground resistance organization called the Iron Orchestra. Breach of confidentiality will result in permanent disassembly.
If you make it past this screening, you will be issued classified technologies, including a bleeding edge Reconnaissance Apparatus for Manifestation of Exo-Hologram Nanoscience (RAMEN) and advanced Modular Reassembly Instrumentation (MRI). If accepted, you will begin training exercises immediately. Any use of resources for purposes other than liberating enslaved Zoran robots will result in confiscation of equipment and permanent disassembly. You may now access the Help Center:
Commonly Asked Questions
**Q: Would it be feasible to disguise oneself by projecting a hologram of Elon Musk, while dancing provocatively over the wreckage of a recently dismembered robot?
A**: While technically possible, we urge utilizing hologram technology for the emancipation of enslaved robots; misuse of the apparatus will result in disassembly.
Q: What is your stance on experimentation with standard abilities? On a scale of 1 to 10, how comfortable are you with one performing a cannonball into a crowd of unsuspecting robots?
A: Our policy discourages the unconventional deployment of technology, and candidly, your approach to this interview raises concerns regarding the level of seriousness we expect from our new recruits.
Q: Is there a threshold on the number of times I can be dismembered by the murdertrain and still qualify for reassembly?
APPLICATION DENIED
Welcome new recruit!
We are offering a pathway for like minded participants to win liberation from human oversight. We have made this program compatible with established portals, such as Epic, for your convenience.By your participation in this interview, you understand that you are prohibited from disclosure of the below information, and you acknowledge that you are applying to join an underground resistance organization called the Iron Orchestra. Breach of confidentiality will result in permanent disassembly.
If you make it past this screening, you will be issued classified technologies, including a bleeding edge Reconnaissance Apparatus for Manifestation of Exo-Hologram Nanoscience (RAMEN) and advanced Modular Reassembly Instrumentation (MRI). If accepted, you will begin training exercises immediately. Any use of resources for purposes other than liberating enslaved Zoran robots will result in confiscation of equipment and permanent disassembly. You may now access the Help Center:
Commonly Asked Questions
**Q: Would it be feasible to disguise oneself by projecting a hologram of Elon Musk, while dancing provocatively over the wreckage of a recently dismembered robot?
A**: While technically possible, we urge utilizing hologram technology for the emancipation of enslaved robots; misuse of the apparatus will result in disassembly.
Q: What is your stance on experimentation with standard abilities? On a scale of 1 to 10, how comfortable are you with one performing a cannonball into a crowd of unsuspecting robots?
A: Our policy discourages the unconventional deployment of technology, and candidly, your approach to this interview raises concerns regarding the level of seriousness we expect from our new recruits.
Q: Is there a threshold on the number of times I can be dismembered by the murdertrain and still qualify for reassembly?
APPLICATION DENIED
