Closed Corny jokes na trip ko lang.

[SpEctROEcTrO]

Teacher: Bakit blanko itong papel mo?
Student: Ma'am sometimes silence is the best answer.

Principal: Are you the new english teacher?
English teacher: Yes I Are.

Teacher: Obetong what is 2 flowers + 2 flowers ?
Obetong: 4 flowers mam.
Teacher: what is 5 flowers + 50flowers?
Obetong: 55 flowers mam.
Teacher: what is 718373 flowers + 82727 flowers?
Obetong: Garden...(scapes)mam.

Which country is next to USA?
Answer:Usb.

What do you mean by etc?
answer: end of thinking capacity

Babae: babe where are u? Am w8ing 4 u.
Tsong Betong: I'm weyting for ze bus.
Babae: hurry up.
Tsong Betong: Orayt! I'l just wait a lil bit faster okeh.

May isang babaeng nasa bar.
Umupo siya sa isang tabi, at tumawag sa telepono niya.
Tinawagan niya bf niya at nagusap sila ng ilang minuto.
Pagtapos ng usapan nila may dumating na isang lalaki, isang porener, naka suit.
Tinanong siya: Would you like a drink madam?
Sinabi ng babae: No I have a boyfriend.
Porener: I'm the waiter stupid.

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Source: Sarcasm Official
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[justinbugi10]

LOL ...

 

[SyMoN RoS]

haha nice one boss.

 

[bineunlee]

ahahaha naks
napapatawa mo kami boss

 

[Yunsque101]

Mas iba tama ng dad jokes, try niyo.

 

[edosempai]

napangiti din ako boss pero ok nadin to pagtitiyagaan ko nalang XD

 

[casper14]

nakakatawa yung etc..hehe

 

[Jmrie_]

thanks po sa joke

 

[SpEctROEcTrO]

Your Welcome po sa jokes hehe, try ko pa po maghanap susunod

 

[crawford27]

Napakalupet sir

 

[jerriku]

thanks for joking

 

[prince15]

Napa tawa ako sa waiter haha nice idol