TEACHER: Juan one plus one? JUAN: Ma'am hindi ko po alam. TEACHER: Oh sige assignment mo yan sa bahay.
" umuwi na si juan sa bahay,at tinanong kaagad ang kanyang nanay"
.JUAN: Ma' ma' one plus one? MAMA: Litshi bos! JUAN: Ate ate! One plus one? ATE: Dyan lang sa tabi!!! JUAN: Kuya,kuya,one plus one? KUYA: Cmon guys. JUAN: Uncle,uncle,one plus one? UNCLE: I shall return.
"pagkinabukasan pomasok na si juan sa school" JUAN: Ma'am,ma'am,may assignment na ako. TEACHER: Oh sige, one plus one,? JUAN: Litshi bos! TEACHER: Saan mo yan nkuha? JUAN: Dyan lang sa tabi. TEACHER: Epa principal kita! JUAN: Cmon guy's. PRINCIPAL: Esuspinded kita one year! JUAN: I shall return!!!!