American tourist ride on a boat in Agusan river... American: Do u know Biology, Psychology and Geology? Boatman: Sorry sir, I dont know. American: what the hell u know?U will die of illiteracy!
later on, the boat had a leak and started to sink. Boatman: do u know Swimology & Escapology from Crocodiolgy? American: No! Boatman smiled and said: well today u'l Lomosology and Crocodiology will eat ur bodylogy. I'll not helpology, & u'l dieology...
nyahahaha...