Yarm, also referred to as Yarm-on-Tees, is a market town and civil parish in the Borough of Stockton-on-Tees, North Yorkshire, England. It was previously a port town before the industry moved down the River Tees to more accessible settlements nearer to the sea.
It lies on the Southern bank of the River Tees, on a small peninsula hosting the town's high street and other oldest parts. Newer area of the town are in former fields south of the peninsula. To the east it extends to the River Leven, to the south it extends into the Kirklevington parish (its railway station is in said parish). Low Worsall is to the newer area's west.
Yarm bridge marked the river's furthest tidal-flow reaching until a barrage opened to regulate the tide in 1995. It was previously the last bridge before the sea, having been superseded multiple times since. It was first superseded by a toll bridge in 1771, crossing into Stockton-on-Tees
The town's historic county is Yorkshire, the North Riding sub-division. The three sub-divisions had gained separate county status in 1889 before these were abolished in 1974. It is in the borough of Stockton-on-Tees; first when the borough was a county of Cleveland district (1974-1996) and second (from 1996) in its present unitary authority structure. The borough is a constituent member of the Tees Valley combined authority.
" dont hurt the heart that never hurt you..
coz the heart you hurt may hurt you to...
- eh ano dapat?
" hurt the heart that hurt your heart...?
but how can you hurt the heart that hurt your heart if
that heart who hurt your heart is the only
heart that could fix your broken heart...
musta na?
may problema ako...
naiiyak na nga ako ngaun..
pano na kaya to..
pwede mo ba ako tulungan,,,???
kahit advice lang po...
need ko lang..
di ko na talaga kaya..
pano kasi sakin pa pinasa ang!!!!!
BATO NI DARNA...!!!!
nahihiya ako mag ***...
advice naman...
sabi ng mga ninuno pag ang isang tao daw binati mo ng "hi" at sa loob
ng 5 seconds na walang reply...
"maitim daw ang singit"
masubukan nga...
"HI"
hahah.. :) po
1 araw,
may bumatok
sakin
sabay sabi
"matauhan ka nga!
"di kita mahal!
"di kita minahal!
at
"di kita mamahalin!
langya!
sinapak ko nga!
di ko naman kilala un eh!:)
sometimes
you smile
to hide the
pain,
sometimes
you intend
to laugh
to cover
the hurt
whether
you smile
or laugh
you can
never
hide wat
you feel
inside
take
imodium
one doze
one hour
LBM ay tapos!
your the
reason
why
i cry
at night
your the
reason
why
i hug
my
pillow
tight
your the
reason
why
i cant
sleep
your the
reason
why
i pray
and say
"lord,
may aswang.."
kagabi
may
nakita
ako
falling
star
nagwish
ako
sabi
ko
lagi kang
bantayan
biglang
huminto
ang
star
lumapit
saken
at
dumila
sabay
sabing
TANGE!!!
alitaptap
ako!!!
sa mundo di mo kelangan ng madaming kaibigan
tama na ang isa kahit mukhang chaka!
ang mahalaga totoo at mahal ka!
swerte mo at totoo ako at mahal kita
at ang bonus pa
mukha akong artista!!!:) hmmm...
i had a dream about you
i smiled and
recall the memories we had
then i noticed a tear fell from my
eyes
you know why?
coz in my dream
tinusok mo ng tingting mata ko...
salbahe ka talaga!!!
sabe nila,
love makes
your heart
beat fast
your body feel
flushed with
exitement
and your
mind go
around in
circles...
love kaya
yon?!
o gutom lang?
baka gutom lang makakain muna.. :)
what if 1 day napadaan ka sa tambayan
ng CRUSH mo
nginitian ka niya
nagtinginan mga
tropa niya
dahil sumabay siya sayo
sabay sabing
cute,
may tagos ka!!!
sa ating buhay maaring huminto ang oras, lumipas ang araw, magdaan ang taon ngunit isa ang sisiguraduhin ko. sa bawat umagang babangon ka may muta ka sa mata tiyak yun!!! hahah...
They say
"early
birds
catches
the
worm"
Sila na lang
di naman ako
kumakain
ng worm eh...
tulog
ulit
ako...
gigising n lang
ako pag chicken na ulam!!!
Hahah.. good night every1, sweetdreams & sleeptight!bukas na lang ulit mangungulit!:):)
The
most
painful
thing
that
a
guy
could
do
this
girl
is
sit
with
his
friends
and say
"pare,
look at her,
paniwalang paniwala
siyang
lalake
ako!"
damn pare!
di niya alam kaw mahal ko!
bruha cya!!!
^_^
ang
PISO
ay di
basta piso lang
bawat
piraso
nito
pinaghihirapan
katumbas 2
ng
dugo't
pawis
ng ating
mga
magulang
kaya kapag
nagtxt
ako
magreply ka!
mahiya ka naman sa parents ko!!!
ouch...
naranasan
mo naba
magmahal ng
PILAY?
hirap
diba?
sakit ng ulo
kaka highblood
kaka asar
pero naranasan
mo naba
mahalin ng
PILAY?
sarap
diba?
lalo na
pag
naghahabulan kayo
d ka nya
mahabol!
wohoo!!!
hmm...
hanggang
san
ba
nasusukat
ang
pagibig?
hanggang
san
ba
napapatunayan
ang
pagmamahal?
sapat na
bang ipaglaban
mo ito
o
dapat nalang
sumuko?
hindi ko
alam
pero dapat
tandaan mo
wag kang tatakbo
pag may
aso.
American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
American: Use my name four times in a sentence!
Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul..
:)
Pedro bumps a foreigner
Pedro: ay sorry
Foreigner: sorry too
Pedro: sorry 3
Foreigner: what are you sorry for?
Pedro: sorry 5
Foreigner: i think you are sick!
Pedro: hahahaha! sick daw, seven sunod!
:)
kapag madami ang hadlang sa landas na gusto mong tahakin,
kapag ang lahat ay nakakabangga mo at kumokontra sa’yo!
wag kang makulit,
EXIT yan! dun ka sa ENTRANCE!
pababayaan mo ba maging friends lang ang turing mo sa kanya?
kahit na mahal mo siya?
wag kang duwag!
tinulak mo pa siya sa iba..
d mo alm nasaktan siya!
bakit?
nasubsob kaya siya pagtulak mo!
pasaway ka talaga!
:)
Kapag sinaktan ka niya wag kang mananakit ng iba..
Remember : don’t do unto others what you dont want others do unto you..
Kapag sinaktan ka ulit suntokin mo bigla sabay tadyak!
remember: it’s better to give than to receive!
ANAK: ‘Tay , penge ng pera. May project kami. Bibili ako ng “cocomban”.
TATAY: Ano ka ba naman. Hangga ngayon “cocomban” pa rin ang tawag mo!
ANAK: Ano po ba ang tama?
TATAY: Bomb paper!
Did you know that the oxford dictionary updated the definition of the following words:
Divorce: future tense of marriage.
*********: a pinch of ******* rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture: an art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to...
May dalang chess set si buboy. Yayain niya si fredo.
BUBOY: chess tayo.
FREDO: ayoko na, kulang ng tatlong pawns ang chess mo. Nakakalito.
BUBOY: wait mo ako, bili ako ng pawns.
FREDO: saan ka naman bibili ng mga pawns lang?
BUBOY: saan pa.. e di sa
PAWNSHOP!
reasons why the government gives discounts to senior citizens:
1. Food - marami ng bawal
2. Transportation - nahirapan ng sumakay
3. Groceries - 'di na kayang buhatin
4. Cinema - malabo ng mata
5. Concerts - mahina nang pandinig
6. Gamot - hindi mailunok
7. Hotels - anong gagawin naman doon...
If you're rejected
- accept
If you feel unloved
- let go
If they choose someone or something over you - move on
Remember that:
"In every NO from someone, is a YES to someone better.."
Misis: honey, pagkatapos mo kumain hugasan mo naman ang mga plato ha..
Mister: alam mo honey ang paghuhugas ng plato ay gawain ng mga babae at hindi ng mga lalake. Kaya nga di ba Joy ang pangalan ng dishwashing liquid diba?
Misis: ah ganun ba? Sige bukas maglalaba ka.. Bumili kasi ako ng sabon...