Yarm, also referred to as Yarm-on-Tees, is a market town and civil parish in the Borough of Stockton-on-Tees, North Yorkshire, England. It was previously a port town before the industry moved down the River Tees to more accessible settlements nearer to the sea.
It lies on the Southern bank of the River Tees, on a small peninsula hosting the town's high street and other oldest parts. Newer area of the town are in former fields south of the peninsula. To the east it extends to the River Leven, to the south it extends into the Kirklevington parish (its railway station is in said parish). Low Worsall is to the newer area's west.
Yarm bridge marked the river's furthest tidal-flow reaching until a barrage opened to regulate the tide in 1995. It was previously the last bridge before the sea, having been superseded multiple times since. It was first superseded by a toll bridge in 1771, crossing into Stockton-on-Tees
The town's historic county is Yorkshire, the North Riding sub-division. The three sub-divisions had gained separate county status in 1889 before these were abolished in 1974. It is in the borough of Stockton-on-Tees; first when the borough was a county of Cleveland district (1974-1996) and second (from 1996) in its present unitary authority structure. The borough is a constituent member of the Tees Valley combined authority.
A fat lady asked her bf what she looked like..
the boy replied:
"you look like a GOD."
the fat lady smiled..
Giggled and blushed then asked"
sinung GOD? Aphrodite? Venus? who?
the boy looked deeply in her eyes..
touched her belly and said..
"buddah"..
sa araw ng kasal mo, ano ang gagampanan ko?
pili ka:
a. aswa
b. bestman
c.bride's maid
d. maid of honor
e.ring bearer
f. ninang/ninong
h.pari
i. attendee
j. yung taong sisigaw ng "tigil ang kasal"
i was walking when i saw some1..
so cute eye catcher..
head turner ..so telegenice!
so much like a celebrity!
pglapit ko. nauntog ako..shocks! mirror..
on Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:56 pm
by darkside808FAQ
Sino ang mas kawawa?
‘Yung taong iniwan ng mahal niya o ‘yung taong nagmahal ng walang gusto
sa kanya?
Pareho lang, di ba?
Mas kawawa ‘yung taong bihis na bihis na, tapos, hindi naman pala
kasama!
Para kang asthma, you take my breath away. Like dandruff; I can’t get you off my head. Para lang BMW, you drive me crazy. Ikaw ay parang pustiso kasi I can’t smile without you.
Here are things na wish mo sabihin sayo ng parents mo.
1. Anak, bumangon ka na male-late ka na. Pero kung ina-antok ka pa sige matulog ka nalang, sa next period ka nalang pumasok.
2. O, eto allowance mo oh. May dagdag na na pang-gimik yan.
3. Amoy ******* ka na naman!? Nag-jamming na naman...
English Movies Translated to Tagalog
1. Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa ibaba
2. dead man's chest - dede ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyyyyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, mahal kita
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (depende sa exchange rate)...
Take care of yourself,
eat on time,
take your vitamin,
exercise,
ligo ka,
kain ka gulay and fruits,
wag paulan at puyat.
ingat pgtawid yoko
mapahamak ka mababawasan fans ko.
When i was lost you were there,
when i was down, you were there,
when i was brokenhearted, you were there, when i got sick u were there...
aba!
di kaya ikaw ang malas sa buhay ko!
on Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:16 pm
by username12909
What is love?
MATHEMATICIAN: love is undefined.
PHYSICIST: love is d force of atracxon btwn 2 hearts.
CHEMIST: love is d saturated solution of feelings.
PROGRAMER: love is a bug of everything.
NOLI DE CASTRO: Pag-ibig ba kabayan? Murang pabahay yan!
PUSO: mahal ko talaga siya.
ISIP: alam ko,sobra pa nga diba?
PUSO: alam m0 pala,bakit pilit mo pa siyang kinakalimutan?
ISIP: kasi ayaw na kitang masaktan.
STOMACH: sa sobra m0ng pgmamahal di kana kumakain,tulala pa.
LIVER: korek,palagi ka pang umiin0m, naaapektuhan na kami ni kidney.
LUNGS: ako...
Want a Lover?
NURSE: can cure a heartbroken & care for you
MASCOM: who can speak about love
LAWYER: who can justify love
PMA: who can protect love
ENGINEER: who can measure, design & build love to a better one
TEACHER: can teach you how to move on & love agent
Eto mas astig…
HRM: who can...
on Sun Apr 18, 2010 1:15 pm
by username12909
hirAp
magsabi
ng
“sorry”
hirAp
magsabi
ng
“mahaL kita”
hirAp
magsabi
ng
“kaiLangan kita”
pero
naLaman
ko
pinakamahirap
paLang
sabihin
yung
Lower Rural Ruler
nG 10times na mabilis!totoo!Try mo!
Anak: tay penge pera, bili ako ng
sucherya!!!
Tatay: umayos ka nga!!! kakahiya ka!! baka may makarinig.
hindi sucherya tawag dun...
Anak: ano po??
Tatay: JUMPFUDS!!!
hay grabe, nauuso na talaga ang mga celebrity name jokes!
Anchor-Tis;
Lo waist-Manzano;
A friend-“Bata” Reyes;
Some-Milby;
Money-Pacquiao;
Sori na-Dalrymple;
If-P>J;
Its hard-Gutierrez;
Few-lo Pascual;
Tama na! Basta,
eto lang masasabi ko.
Grabe na ka-corny.
Korni na talaga...
a couple had 3 kids named somebody, nobody and crazy.
nobody was the favorite. somebody was jeloused, so he killed nobody.
crazy saw what happened,
then he called the cops & said...
"hello police? somebody called nobody!"
the cop said..
"are you crazy
?!" he said .. "yes, i'm crazy".
NO ID NO ENTRY
Questiom:
Bakit ang sign na: NO ID NO ENTRY na nakikita sa mga school ay hindi tinatagalog?
Answer: Kasi pag tinagalog yan: WALA ID WALA PASOK...........
Mommy , mommy pde ba ko punta america??
mommy: uu naman isip ka muna apat na english words… kinabukasan……
bata: mommy,mommy naka isip na ko!!
mommy: anu yun anak??
bata:
1. I’m batman!!
2. In the trash can
3. Come on baby,! Come on baby,!
4.One more time!
maya-maya pumunta na sya sa...
on Sun Mar 21, 2010 3:13 pm
by darkside808FAQ
Dahil sa nananatiling "Colonial Mentality" ng ating mga kababayan, marami ang nagpapalit ng kanilang mga pangalan matapos silang sumumpa ng kanilang US citizenship. Sa ibaba nito ay mga halimbawa ng mga datihang Pilipino na tuluyan ng itinakwil and...
Beer dad,
Gin na 'ko mag-iinom whisky kelan man.
Tanduayan mo yan.
Your San,
Miguel
Ok.. last na to.. bye! Hahah...
thank you sa mga korni ko jokes! :)
Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan
Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol
Ice Buko - ayus ang buhok ko
Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis
Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya
Devastation - sakayan ng bus
Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas
Statue - Ikaw ba yan?
Tissue - Ikaw nga!
Predicate -...
on Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:11 pm
by kalikotert
Most of these Japanese words are adopted by Filipino language.
I'm warning you - makikitamo
Where are we going? - San-batayo?
Stewardees - Oto-san
Is this your car? - Otomoto?
This is my car - Otokoto
Sugar daddy/mommy - Otooto
Is this your...
Panatang Kaybigan
iniibig ko ang aking mga kaibigan
ang tumanggap sa aking kahibangan
taga punas ng aking luha
tinutulungan ako mgng malakas, maligaya at mas maligaya khit wala akong pakinabang
bilang ganti ay ibibigay ko ang aking tiwala
lilibre ko cla pg ako ay my pera
susunduin ko cla...
Kung mayaman ka, meron kang "allergy"
kung mahirap ka, ang tawag diyan ay "galis" o "bakokang"
Sa mayaman, "nervous breakdown" dahil sa "tension and stress"
Sa mahirap, "sira ang ulo"
Kung mayaman ka, "pneumonia" daw ang sakit mo, kung mahirap "TB" yon**
Sa mayaman, "hyperacidity", kapag...
langit lupa impyerno..
im. im. impyerno..
saksak puso tulo ang dugo..
patay..
buhay..
umalis ka na diyan sa pwesto mo..
- nakakatakot pala pinagsasabi natin nung mga bata pa tayo.
grabe namis ko to... hahaha! tagu-taguan
nasaktan ako
nung
kasi
ang
sama ng sinabi mo
sabi mo pangit ako
kung ako pangit
ikaw binagsakan ng
langit at lupa mukang kang kalabucho
bakit pa kita minahal
dahil narinig ko ang kantang
mag mahal ka ng pangit ahahaha
LOL...
BOY: may aaminin ako sayo
GIRL: Ano?
Boy: mahal kita!
Boy: why di kana reply?
Boy: papakamatAy ako!
Boy: hawak ko na kutsilyo!
..isasaksak ko na! (patay na si BOY)
GIRL: nakatulog ako, sorryi po. Mahal din kita!
GIRL: ui, ui! Still there?
Inday nung 9 years old
Nay: nak paglaki mo ano gusto mo maging?
Inday: marami po nay eh.
Nay: ano ba yun?
Inday: when i grow up i wanna be famous, i wanna bee a star i wanna be in movies i wanna se the world drive nice cars i wanna have groupies when i grow up be on tv people know me be...
Salawikain ng mga high school students
"aanhin mo pa ang 90 kung 75 na ang uso"
"its better to cheat than to repeat"
"No need to review kodigo will do"
"aanhin mo pa ang libro kung scholar ang katabi mo"
"ang hindi marunong lumingon pag exam... bagsak ang kalalabasan"
totoo ba na ang mga gwapo at magaganda ay mahina sa:
spelling at grammars?!
my gas!!
did dey sure?!
wat does dey proof?!
it hurts me!!
i'm not belief of dis!!
does u?!
Bakit ganun..
sa kama na lang ba
lagi ang role
ko sa buhay mo..
each time na pagod ka
im always
here para painitin
ang malalamig mong gabi..
Hindi ba ako pedeng idisplay sa mga tao?
kahit minsan lang?
- Kumot(nagdradrama gustong maging Kurtina)
FACT:
do you know that those people who laugh with
"hehehe"
are cute?
and people who laugh with
"hahaha"
are intelligent?
wala lang just to let you know lang...
Funny ko?
heheh,.. ay mean hahah.. ay mali pala hihih!
" ang mga taong di photogenic at di magawang maging
maganda o gwapo sa picture"
laging suggestion:
WACKY TAYO....
WACKY DALI...
-di ko alam e, basta alam ko simple lang ko di man photogenic, angelic naman ang face.. BOOM tarat waley... wahahaha... joke!
LOLA: astig ng ipin mo apo....
parang exsam!!!!
APO: bakit po????
LOLA: one sit apart!!!!!!
APO: sa inyo din po lola parang exsam.........
LOLA: ah eee... bakit naman????
APO: fill in the blanks....
a sad story
a 5 years old kid
got jealous on
his new born
brother
that night he put
poison on his
mom's niples
the next morning ..........
der driver died!
ang sad nuh!!!!?
matutulog
nanaman
ako.....
naalala
nanaman kita..
lagi nalang,
everynight, naiisip kta...
napapanaginipan...
sinasabi ko
nalang sa sarili ko...
okey lang yan.....
di totoo
ang MONSTER.... :)
" dont hurt the heart that never hurt you..
coz the heart you hurt may hurt you to...
- eh ano dapat?
" hurt the heart that hurt your heart...?
but how can you hurt the heart that hurt your heart if
that heart who hurt your heart is the only
heart that could fix your broken heart...