A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.
It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners, the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humour—the shaggy dog story is an example of an anti-joke; although presented as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke. Some humorous forms which are not verbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstick and anecdotes.
Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles, jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.
Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing and rhythm in their performance, and may rely on actions as well as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".
Jobert: hoy pare! sabi nila di raw magaling sa english ang mga gwapo.
Empoy: HAA?? WHAT? Im not believing theirs.
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Jobert:uwi nako pare at gustong gusto ko na hubarin ang pan.ty ng jowa ko.
Empoy:aba! bakit? Hot na hot kana ba pare?
Jobert:hindi.... Kasi masyadong masikip sakin...
Juan : Nag outing kme
kahapon. wala kayo sa lolo
ko nagse-surf sa big wave, 30
minutes na nakatayo pa din,
Ganung katinde magsurf ang
lolo ko!
Pedro: Wala yang lolo mo sa
lolo ko, big wave din nagse-
surf un 30minutes din pero di
paa gamit.. kamay, naka
handstand
CHUBSYATSKI : Mawalang...
Isang araw, nag decide ako na pumunta sa simbahan.
Pagpasok ko, may nakita akong isang lalaki na nag yoyosi malapit sa altar.
Hindi pa siya nakontento at pumunta sa may holy water at dun niya sinawsaw yung sigarilyo.
Nabigla ako sa nakita ko, dahil sa sobrang pagka bigla ko,
nahulog ko yung...
Namatay ang asawa ng isang matandang babae kaya nalulungkot siya dahil wala na siyang kasama. Naisip niya na magpakamatay na lang siya para hindi na malungkot at makasama niya na ang asawa niya sa langit kaya kinuha niya ang baril ng kanyang yumaong asawa sa cabinet. Ang plano niya ay direktang...
Isang araw, galit na galit ang amo ni Juan at pinagmumura silang mga trabahador.
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Boss - Mga palpak kayo, mga walang silbi! Juan, halika dito.
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Juan: Bakit Boss?
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Boss: Sino ba dito ang stupido?? Ako na amo nyo o kayong mga trabahanti ko?
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Juan: Hala si Boss, grabe sya oh.. boss alam naman...
Nag usap ang kambal sa loob ng sinapupunan ng kanilang nanay:
Kambal 1: Gusto ko maging doktor balang araw para maka tulong sa
madaming mahihirap na may sakit.
Ikaw ano gusto mo maging pag laki mo?
Kambal 2: Gusto ko maging pulis.
Bakit pulis?
Kambal 2: Para hanapin at hulihin ko yung...
WTF (WHERE’S THE FISH)
NANAY: anak hugasan mu yung isda … bilis …
ANAK: anu ba yan , utos na naman WTF !!! ….
NANAY: anu ?? What The F*** ???
ANAK: hindi ,…… Where’s The Fish
sus! maayoha og ali’bay
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