A joke is a display of humour in which words are used within a specific and well-defined narrative structure to make people laugh and is usually not meant to be interpreted literally. It usually takes the form of a story, often with dialogue, and ends in a punch line, whereby the humorous element of the story is revealed; this can be done using a pun or other type of word play, irony or sarcasm, logical incompatibility, hyperbole, or other means. Linguist Robert Hetzron offers the definition:
A joke is a short humorous piece of oral literature in which the funniness culminates in the final sentence, called the punchline… In fact, the main condition is that the tension should reach its highest level at the very end. No continuation relieving the tension should be added. As for its being "oral," it is true that jokes may appear printed, but when further transferred, there is no obligation to reproduce the text verbatim, as in the case of poetry.
It is generally held that jokes benefit from brevity, containing no more detail than is needed to set the scene for the punchline at the end. In the case of riddle jokes or one-liners, the setting is implicitly understood, leaving only the dialogue and punchline to be verbalised. However, subverting these and other common guidelines can also be a source of humour—the shaggy dog story is an example of an anti-joke; although presented as a joke, it contains a long drawn-out narrative of time, place and character, rambles through many pointless inclusions and finally fails to deliver a punchline. Jokes are a form of humour, but not all humour is a joke. Some humorous forms which are not verbal jokes are: involuntary humour, situational humour, practical jokes, slapstick and anecdotes.
Identified as one of the simple forms of oral literature by the Dutch linguist André Jolles, jokes are passed along anonymously. They are told in both private and public settings; a single person tells a joke to his friend in the natural flow of conversation, or a set of jokes is told to a group as part of scripted entertainment. Jokes are also passed along in written form or, more recently, through the internet.
Stand-up comics, comedians and slapstick work with comic timing and rhythm in their performance, and may rely on actions as well as on the verbal punchline to evoke laughter. This distinction has been formulated in the popular saying "A comic says funny things; a comedian says things funny".
may dalawang mag kumpare naguusap tungkol sa cellphone
pare 1:pre alam mo yung anak ko binilhan ng nanay niya ng samsung yung water proof
pare 2 :ako nga bumili ng iphone sa original store niya nagkakahalaga ng 20K tapos water proof kaso may problema
pare 1 : anong problema
pare 2 ...
* Isang araw ung kupal na holdaper naglakas loob mang holdap sa loob ng mall saktong nakabantay ang mga meyembro ng pulis sa mall ng nangyare ang panghoholdap!..
Ale: tulong may holdaper!!!!
* dahil sa lakas sumigaw ng kupal na ale agad narinig ng pulis na busy mg coc
Pulis 1: tenyente may...
Girl 1: Halata na tiyan mo, bakit di pa kayo mag pakasal ng bf mo?
Girl 2: Ayaw ng pamilya nya eh!
Girl 1: Sino may ayaw, tatay o nanay niya?
Girl 2: Yung misis nya!
I believe I now know who Rizal's greatest love is..
Her name is not Josephine Bracken...
Her name is Huling.
It is quite obvious that Rizal wrote a letter for her before he died in Bagumbayan (Luneta)
The letter says... HULING PAALAM
Ahehehehe
-baHULING
esti baguling.
ravage syringe...
uLOL logic question and answers level 1-20
Level 1: Ano tawag mo sa kapatid ng tatay mo pero hindi mo tito?
Answer: Tita
Level 2: Mahaba at matigas nang isubo ay kumatas
Answer: Ice Candy
Level 3: Ano and pinakacurious na letra?
Answer: Y
Level 4: Bakit Malakas umutot and lalaki kaysa sa...
Isang Pamilya ang magbabakasyon sana, pero dahil may malakas na bagyo ng nagbabyahe na sila lumubog ang barko
Nanay: kumapit kayong lahat sakin wag kayong bibitaw
Bumitaw ang anak nitong kuba sa kanya at nahiwalay ito.Pero sa kinasawiang palad, ito lang ang natira sa pamilya nya dahil kinain...
Guess the food that have a different name when have skinned(may balat pa), has a different name when you peeled, and name changed as well when cooked.
Esep-esep☺
Ila-like ko ang thread ng lahat ng may tamang sagot.
Sige mga ka-PHC, try lang,heheheh☺
Juan caught cheating
TEACHER: Ganyan k kabobo Juan?!
Juan: Mam! Seeking help is not a sign of ignorance. It’s an intellectual act that allows people to admit that some situations are not meant to be handled alone.
It’s a reality check! Did YOU get MY point MAM?
TEACHER:
Sus… Joke lang naman yon.
Shoutout dun sa nanay na ayaw bilhan ng chocolate yung nagwawala niyang anak sa supermarket. Nag iiyak na yung bata, ayaw padin nya bilhan. So, ang ginawa ko. Bumili ako ng chocolate. Tapos kinain ko sa harap ng bata.
Ang Tsaa
RICH VAMPIRE: Oorder ako ng fresh blood.
ORDINARY VAMPIRE: Sa akin isang order na dinuguan.
POOR VAMPIRE: Hot water na lang sa akin.
WAITER: Bakit hot water lang po.?
POOR VAMPIRE: Nakapulot kasi ako ng napkin sa kanto. Mag-tsa tsaa na lang ako... Hahaha!
200%
For globe ang tm
Just type
SURFPOWDER send sa 8888
SURFTIDE send sa 8888
SURFSPEED send sa 8888
Wikipedya send sa 8888
anu pa inaantay niyu
BAG na yan ! BAG !
Isang gabi, naglalakad ang isang lalaki sa gilid ng tulay ng me naaninag sya na babae na magpapakamatay
"Huwag!" sigaw ng lalaki, sa kabutihang palad nakumbinsi ni lalaki si babae at sya bumaba
lalaki : anong naisipan mo at gagawin mo yan?
babae : kasi niloko ako ng boyfrend ko at sumama sa...
Nung
nakita
kita
inaamin
ko
di
ko
mapigilang
tumingin
sa mukha mo
sa mata mo
sa bibig mo
lahat
napaka perfect
tapos sabi
ko sa sarili ko
"walang duda"
"MANYAK ang
pormang ito..." :D
Airforce:
"No Guts, No Glory"
Marines:
" No Retreat, No Surrender"
Army:
"No Pain, No Gain"
Naaks! Di rin papahuli ang:
Security Guard:
"No ID, No Entry"
Di rin papatalo ang:
Barangay Tanod:
"Wali...
I was trying to CALL YOU
because I MISS YOU;
but the operator keep on
saying:
"The number you are
calling is may KASAMANG IBA..
Please stop hoping, masasaktan lang ang iyong
damdamin.... ;)
Ang
pagmamahal
di
nasusukat
sa
yakap
halik
at
***
kundi
sa
respeto
pagtitiwala
pagtanggap
sa
pagkatao
na
bukas
ang
paa
pikit
ang mata
habang
nagsasabi ng
ILuv u
cge idiin mo pa...eheheheh
Girl: manong bayad!
Driver: ilan kayo dito sa 50pesos mo inday?
Girl: 1 lang manong estudyante po ako nursing ateneo bagong SAKAY!
Boy: (nayabangan, nagbayad ng 500) manong bayad po.
Driver: (nagalit) ilan kayo dito sa 500?!
Boy: 1 lang manong , keep the change! seaman ako bagong BABA...
Papa: boy, kung mamatay na ako sabihin mo namatay ako sa AIDS.
Boy: ha? di ba cancer sakit mo pa?
Papa: oo, pero mas mabuti siguro kung aids nalang sabihin mo..
Boy: bakit naman po?
Papa: para wala nag tumira sa mama mo
nag paseksi na kaagad di pa nga ako namamatay... :LOL:
"Hindi ko makalimutan ang nangyari kagabi,
biglan kang pumasok sa kwarto ko at agad mong
inilapat ang iyong bibig sa aking katawan..
Pinilit kong walang mangyari..
Ang aking katawan ay puno ng mga
marka ng iyong katuksuhan kaya mas mahirap na kita'y
kalimutan..
kaya ngayong gabi,
hindi ako...
A man receive a text from his neighbor..
"sorry sir i've been using your wife day and night especially when you are not around. I confessed because i really felt guilty."
The man killed his wife..
after a few minutes he receive another text..
"Sorry sir wrong spelling, WIFI pala hindi WIFE...