A running gag, or running joke, is a literary device that takes the form of an amusing joke or a comical reference and appears repeatedly throughout a work of literature or other form of storytelling. Though they are similar, catchphrases are not considered to be running gags.Running gags can begin with an instance of unintentional humor that is repeated in variations as the joke grows familiar and audiences anticipate reappearances of the gag. The humor in a running gag may derive entirely from how often it is repeated, but the underlying statement or situation will always be some form of joke. A trivial statement will not become a running gag simply by being repeated. A running gag may also derive its humor from the (in)appropriateness of the situation in which it occurs, or by setting up the audience to expect another occurrence of the joke and then substituting something else (bait and switch). Running gags are found in everyday life, live theater, live comedy, television shows, video games, films, books, comic strips, and potentially any other situation in which humor is possible and there is enough time for the repetitions to happen.
A running gag can be verbal or visual and may "convey social values by echoing belligerent speakers with a barrage of caricatured threats". For example, a character may present others with a proposition that is so ridiculous or outrageous it is likely to be self-mocking to the point where the original request has little or no chance of actually being carried out and results in a humorous effect.
Kaya pala nanaginip ako ng binubuhat ko daw kuno ang Isang Sako na kwarta Ang saya ko pa naman nun, pagkagising ko e, ba'to pala ang pinatong sa'kin ng mga tropa, 'lang 'ya sila.
Nilog-in ko po account ko sa Facebook yung email at password
tinype ko email ko *****@yahoo.com password:titiko
Pero ang sabi ng facebook you're password is to short haha loko si facebook. Pagnakita mo lang to.
# The programmer's wife sends out
# her husband to buy:
# "Buy two eggs,
eggs = 0
# and when they have sausages,
sausages = 0
# buy ten.
# The programmer goes into the shop:
shop = ('Bread','Butter','Meat','Sausages','Water','Eggs')
# "Hello, do you have sausages?"
if 'Sausages' in shop:
#...
** Nakipagkita Si Juan sa Kabit nya**
Kabit ni Juan: Love (Juan), ayaw ko sa bigote mo! Mas type ko yung lalakeng walang Bigote, clean cut at walng balbas..
Juan: pero eto gusto ng asawa ko (Nena), magagalit yun kapag inahit ko tong balbas ko..
Kabit ni Juan: sige na love, gusto ko talaga...
SA opisina ng Crematory
Juan: Good Afternoon sir, magiinquire po sna ako sir magkanu po ang magpacremate ng patay??
Admin: 30 thousand sir, me libre napo yung magandang jar at free delivery pa.
Juan: Ha? ganun? ang mahal nman pla.. akala ko mga 15 thousadn lang...
Admin: PWde nman yun...
(Soft piano tunes playing)
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Na na nana Na na na na Na na na na na na... 2x
Madaming nangyari taon ang binilang ka jaming kumpare
Napapangiti lang ngayon naalala maulit yun sana
Nakaka miss lang kasi
Hindi ko mapigil ang mga ngiti ko pag naaalala mga bagay na to
Kay sarap balikan...
Guess the food that have a different name when have skinned(may balat pa), has a different name when you peeled, and name changed as well when cooked.
Esep-esep☺
Ila-like ko ang thread ng lahat ng may tamang sagot.
Sige mga ka-PHC, try lang,heheheh☺
Isang magasawa ang dumulog sa korte para magpaannul.
Judge: Ano ang dahilan para kayo magpaannul?
Babae: (Nagsalita habang nakayuko) Your honor, katawan lang ang gusto niya sa akin.
Judge: Anong pruyba mo?
Babae: (Nakayuko pa rin) Tuwing nag love making kami tinatakpan niya ng towel ang...
3 nagkakaibigan hinabol ng pulis kase napagbingtangan tas nagtago sa budega ng patatas
Si juan nagtago sa sako 1
si pedro nagtago sa sako 2
si berlin nagtago sa sako 3
Si pulis naghanap sa budega ng patatas
pulis: asan kya yung 3 yun..
*sinipa yung sako 1*
juan: meyaw meyaw
pulis:ay pusa lang...
tatay: kinuha mo yung pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko!
anak: anong sabi mo tay?
tatay: ang sabi ko, kinuha mo yung pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko!
anak: hindi ko talaga marinig, gusto mo palit tayo ng pwesto, dito ka at ako naman ang magtatanong dyan.
tatay: sige!
anak sinong kasama mong babae...
Isang gabi si Juan at Pedro ay nagnakaw ng bayabas sa kanilang kapitbahay at napagkaisahan na paghatian ang nakuha sa sementeryo para walang makakita sa kanila..Habang paakyat sila ng gate ng sementeryo ay may nahulog na dalawang bayabas..
Pedro: juan nahulog ung dalawa!
Juan: balikan nalang...
B0Y: ayoko na break na tau!
GIRL: oh cge pro bawiin ko na ung mga cd's, dvd's, rel0, kwentas at sing2x at pera na bnigay ko sau!
BOY: cge! eh paano ung dugo na dinonate ko sau nung na ospital ka mbabawi ko ba un!?
-kinuha ni girl ang knyang suot na napkin at binato.
GIRL: oh ayan!! hulog...
Teacher: Juan translate the following: Lets help one another.
Juan: Tayo’y magtulungan.
Teacher: Let’s strive together.
Juan: Tayo’y magsikap.
Teacher: Because in union there is strength.
Juan: Dahil sa sibuyas may titigas!