Blake Arya Ysabelle
Honorary Poster
- Joined
- Jul 14, 2016
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- Age
- 32
* ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES*
*Nakasulat sa pader;
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG PWEDE UMIHI DITO"
*Along a highway in Pampangga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
*In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
*A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies C.R in university:
" PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN"
* At a men's comfort room above the urinal;
" HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
*At the construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL UMIHI DITO, ANG MAHULI BOG-BOG"
*Somewhere along san Andres:
" NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
*In Cubao"
" NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY"
*On a parking lot:
" tAXI AND OUTSIDE CARS NO ENTRY?
*On jeepney and bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
*On flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL FRESH ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS"
*On a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"
*On the window of the restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
*On vacant lot near Makati ave,:
"DON'T PARKING"
*At an eatery in Cebu;
"WE HAVE SOPDRINK IN KAN AND BATOL!"
but this the best of them all:
*On the building somewhere in the Philippines:
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NGA LABADA TUWING LINGGO"
*ADVICE*
Isang mag-asawa ang nagpalagay ng anunsyo sa dyaryo. ang sabi dito:
"HAVE FOR SONS NEED ADVICE ON HOW TO GET A DAUGHTER"
Narito ang natanggap nilang sagot mula sa iba't ibang nasyon;
YANK: Keep trying!
BRITON: Change doctor!
AUSSIE; Follow a special diet.
INDIAN: Practice Yoga!
PINOY; Let me try?
*Nakasulat sa pader;
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG PWEDE UMIHI DITO"
*Along a highway in Pampangga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"
*In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"
*A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies C.R in university:
" PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN"
* At a men's comfort room above the urinal;
" HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"
*At the construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL UMIHI DITO, ANG MAHULI BOG-BOG"
*Somewhere along san Andres:
" NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"
*In Cubao"
" NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY"
*On a parking lot:
" tAXI AND OUTSIDE CARS NO ENTRY?
*On jeepney and bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"
*On flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL FRESH ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS"
*On a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"
*On the window of the restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"
*On vacant lot near Makati ave,:
"DON'T PARKING"
*At an eatery in Cebu;
"WE HAVE SOPDRINK IN KAN AND BATOL!"
but this the best of them all:
*On the building somewhere in the Philippines:
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NGA LABADA TUWING LINGGO"
*ADVICE*
Isang mag-asawa ang nagpalagay ng anunsyo sa dyaryo. ang sabi dito:
"HAVE FOR SONS NEED ADVICE ON HOW TO GET A DAUGHTER"
Narito ang natanggap nilang sagot mula sa iba't ibang nasyon;
YANK: Keep trying!
BRITON: Change doctor!
AUSSIE; Follow a special diet.
INDIAN: Practice Yoga!
PINOY; Let me try?
