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Only in the philippines

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* ONLY IN THE PHILIPPINES*

*Nakasulat sa pader;
"MARUNONG KA BANG TUMAHOL? ASO LANG PWEDE UMIHI DITO"

*Along a highway in Pampangga:
"WE MAKE MODERN ANTIQUE FURNITURE"

*In a Baguio grocery:
"FRESH FROZEN CHICKEN SOLD HERE"

*A grafitti inside the cubicle of a ladies C.R in university:
" PLEASE DON'T SIT LIKE A FROG, SIT LIKE A QUEEN"

* At a men's comfort room above the urinal;
" HAWAK MO ANG KINABUKASAN NG BAYAN"

*At the construction site in Mandaluyong:
"BAWAL UMIHI DITO, ANG MAHULI BOG-BOG"

*Somewhere along san Andres:
" NO URINATING, ON THE OVER WALLS"

*In Cubao"
" NONE ID, NOTHING ENTRY"

*On a parking lot:
" tAXI AND OUTSIDE CARS NO ENTRY?

*On jeepney and bus signs:
"BEFORE PAY, TELL WHERE GET THE ON BEFORE GET THE OFF"

*On flower shop in Rizal Avenue:
"WE SELL FRESH ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS"

*On a delivery truck:
"NOT FOR HERE"

*On the window of the restaurant in Baguio:
"WANTED: BOY WAITRESS"

*On vacant lot near Makati ave,:
"DON'T PARKING"

*At an eatery in Cebu;
"WE HAVE SOPDRINK IN KAN AND BATOL!"

but this the best of them all:

*On the building somewhere in the Philippines:
"NOTARY PUBLIC TUMATANGGAP DIN NGA LABADA TUWING LINGGO"

*ADVICE*


Isang mag-asawa ang nagpalagay ng anunsyo sa dyaryo. ang sabi dito:

"HAVE FOR SONS NEED ADVICE ON HOW TO GET A DAUGHTER"

Narito ang natanggap nilang sagot mula sa iba't ibang nasyon;

YANK: Keep trying!
BRITON: Change doctor!
AUSSIE; Follow a special diet.
INDIAN: Practice Yoga!
PINOY; Let me try?
 

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