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NSFW - BIBLE STORIES

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I know suggestive ang title pero fyi what i mean hir is NOT SAFE FOR WORSHIP. Basically same as typical na NSFW but from one source lang which is the bible.

Since madame nman nagsi-share dito ng mga bible verses and stories and their interpretation, i think dapat nafeafeature din ang ilang stories sa bible na di masyado nabibigyan na attention.

Its from the same book nman so it deserves to be shared din in my opinion.

Mga verses at kwento na di usually nabbrought up sa mga church services ng mga bible believers. If any story na mentioned hir have been discussed sa service nyo then good and u can elaborate on how ur fellowship dissect ung kwento.. feel free din to share ur own NSFW bible stories. Eto ung may mga "awkward" na theme or subject.
 
NSFW - LOT AND HIS DAUGHTERS
Genesis 19:30-38
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so probably nasermon na sa church ung kwento ng sodom at gomorrah. Ung judgment sa mga tao dun...more to this story happened after the escape of Lot and his two beergin daughters. So the three of them escaped and ended up in a cave. Apparently despite the fact na nagmamadali sila to escape eh they managed to take some wine with them... Dunno why pero tama nga sguro na "pag may alak, may balak"... And so sa kweba na yon naisip ng dalawang birhen anak ni lot na need nila malahian ng knilang ama para mapreserve ang lineage nila..so nilasing nila si lot and had s3x with him. Isang daughter per night. And these are birhen na girls ha...so basically depende sa perspective ng babasa this can be considered as rape. And it is of course incest. Now nagbunga nmn ang plano ng dalawang daughter since they both got pr3gnant. Whether this was a one time big time deal eh di na nakaspecify..still i can imagine how weird if ever this was discussed in a worship service.
 

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ledin

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Nagbabasa rin ako pero I don't really attend worship services kaya wala akong ideya kung na-didiscuss din ba 'to nang maigi sa kanila pero tama ka lods dapat sinasama rin nila 'to kung sakali sa discussions or Bible studies siguro. Hindi yung selective lang.

Sa totoo lang, I agree with you. Marami talagang awkward basahin sa Bible at isa lang ito sa mga 'yon.
 
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Nagbabasa rin ako pero I don't really attend worship services kaya wala akong ideya kung na-didiscuss din ba 'to nang maigi sa kanila pero tama ka lods dapat sinasama rin nila 'to kung sakali sa discussions or Bible studies siguro. Hindi yung selective lang.

Sa totoo lang, I agree with you. Marami talagang awkward basahin sa Bible at isa lang ito sa mga 'yon.
Yup... Madame pa actually since its a pretty long book.... Do u have any story in particular na u wanna share?
 
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ledin
tama ka ro'n, lods. Yun nga eh. Wala na rin nagawa si Bathsheba. Walang consent no'ng una tapos ang kinahinatnan ay wala na rin choice sa dulo which brings ulit sa isa ko pang punto na sobrang pangit talaga ng lagay ng mga babae sa mga kwento no'n. Para naman kay David, pinarusahan naman siya at nagsisi rin naman siya kalaunan kaya nakakuha rin siya ng kapatawaran kung hindi ako nagkakamali.

Isa yan sa mga kwentong hindi ko makakalimutan. Kung nagpadala lang ako no'n agad sa galit at judgment, malamang ay hindi ko na natapos pero buti nalampasan naman. Hahaha.
 
Yung 2 anghel din na pinadala ng Diyos sa bahay ni Lot sa Sodom gusto gahasain ng mga tao dun. Eeeiiiwww... Meron ding suggestion na binanatan ni Ham si Noah.
 
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ledin
Hindi ko makakalimutan yung kay Lot kasi inalay niya yung mga anak niya kapalit nung dalawang anghel. Isa pa 'tong kwentong 'to na masasabi kong nakakagigil at muntik na maging dahilan para itigil ko ang pagbabasa ko noon. Haha.

Ito yung verses:

Lot went outside to meet them and shut the door behind him and said, “No, my friends. Don’t do this wicked thing. Look, I have two daughters who have never slept with a man. Let me bring them out to you, and you can do what you like with them. But don’t do anything to these men, for they have come under the protection of my roof.”
Genesis 19:6‭-‬8 NIV
 
Hindi ko alam kung "awkward" 'to pero ito gusto ko rin i-share. Haha. Yung tungkol kay David. Madalas sa mga kwentong pambata kilala siya na warrior ganito gan'yan pero hindi ko alam kung na-didiscuss din bang maigi sa iba yung ginawa niya kay Bathsheba. Biktima ng rape kung tutuusin si Bathsheba. Partida alam niyang may asawa si Bathsheba. Kahit anong pag-justify ng iba sa kwentong 'yon, ang rape ay rape.
Ah yes...yan ung nkita nea naliligo si bathsheba tapos nacrushan nea at ipinatwag sa palace nea...king sya non... Tapos tinangka nea icover up na pinapauwe nea asawa ni girl para sumiping sa kanya .kaso loyal sa trabaho nea ung asawa kaya di umuwe. Then later on nag plot na lang si david na alisin ung asawa sa eksena by setting him up to die sa battle..

Adultery
Abuse of power
Murder conspiracy
Not sure if rape pero possibly
 
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ravage
" icover up na pinapauwe nea asawa ni girl para sumiping sa kanya"
Another twist sa plot... perhaps talagang gusto ni King David na sumiping si Uriah sa asawa nya para ubos ang lakas kapag nakipaglaban na... siguradong dedo, but eventually ganun din naman nangyari
 
Yung 2 anghel din na pinadala ng Diyos sa bahay ni Lot sa Sodom gusto gahasain ng mga tao dun. Eeeiiiwww... Meron ding suggestion na binanatan ni Ham si Noah.
At eto nmang si lot ang inoffer eh mga anak nea.... Daddy of the year eh... Pero anyway..un ngang unang post ko ang ending ng family strokes ni lot
 
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DAVID - HARI NG TULI

so si david eh sikat na warrior at the time.. so mejo selos si king saul..kasi nga mas trending si david sa kanya... Eh si david nman crush ang anak ng hari.. so para masetup ni saul si david sabi nea.sige..jowain mo anak ko pero bigyan mo ko ng 100 foreskin(dulong-balat) or pinagtulian ng mga palestines. Feeling ni saul dito na mabibigo si david.. eh sadyang maangas si david...pagbalik nea kay saul, BOOOM! 200 NA DULONG BALAT!!! imagine that.. ano kaya naisip ng babae dun na ang value nea eh tinutuos ng dalawang lalaki over foreskins.. and some version ng bible even says na binilang pa ang mga un... Wow..graphic!
 
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I considered what he did as rape considering na hindi naman talaga siya gusto ni Bathsheba in the first place. Wala namang totoong consent mula kay Bathsheba noon since it was clearly an abuse of power sa part ni David. There was also some sort of manipulation going on kasi sabi ko nga sobrang pangit at baba ng turing sa mga babae no'n. Hahaha.

Tapos, oo, naparusahan nga si David pero nakakaloko lang kasi namatay yung anak nila bilang parusa kay David sa ginawa niya kay Bathsheba. Para sa akin noon bakit hindi na lang directly si David ang pinarusahan? Hahaha.

Sa totoo lang, noong binabasa ko 'tong mga kwentong ganito noon mababaw pa ang term na "awkward". Understatement talaga. Hanggang ngayon ang tingin ko pa rin sa mga ganitong kwento ay "f*ckd up". Hahaha.
True..important na factor ang consent eh... Though not clearly stated we can only assume na thats the case...

Ah yes...ive heard that argument din...na bat di ung mismong nagkasala ang pinarusahan directly and di ung inosenteng anak...
 
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ChIN0 CAstRo
Madali lang po yang tanong nyo nayan kung, bakit di kadalasang natatalakay yan sa mga church service, kasi dipende din po kasi un sa irereveal ng Lord sa, mga lingkod ng Lord katulad ng Pastors, priest etc. Dapat kasi di pinapangunahan ang Lord sa pagmemessage. Maiintindihan mo yan at magkakaroon ka, ng kasagutan kung sasamahan mo ng prayer at subukan mo pong pumasok sa theology or seminary. Godbless.
 
hindi lang naman sa Catholic Bible yang kwento na yan, lods. Kahit sa ibang religion/sect yata (hindi ko nilalahat) hindi gaanong napagtutuunang maigi ng pansin yang mga kwento na yan.

Tama ka. Kung bibigyang diin kasi yang mga kwentong 'yan ang tendency talaga ay posibleng may mga tumalikod. Hahaha.
Yung ang mahirap sa iba especially when they are exposed to these beliefs at a very young age..namold na sila to believe it as truth eh... Its just frustrating when u talk to some theist and they respond with "its says so in the bible" ...quoting some verse etc and when u do the same and quote something else thats in their same bible to begin with they go in circles or how its metaphorical or how times are different then and kung ano ano pang excuses just to avoid discussing stories like these directly.. they declare parts of the bible as truth and cant even acknowledge the fact that parts of it are, to put it lightly, "awkward".
 
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ledin
Isa rin ito sa kinakagigil ko noon. Hindi pa ako nagbabasa noon at gan'yan lagi ang sagutan/linyahan nila only to find out na mali naman pala ang mga sinasabi at justifications nila. Napagtanto ko ito no'ng nakapagbasa na ako. Mas lalo ko lang napatunayan na mali nga talaga sila. Hahaha.
 

uploader74

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jayendecastro,
Thanks for the Thread. Good job.

Most bible readers (specially newbies) usually gets excited, and they thought they have all the answers. But because of lack of deep diving from Scriptures and common sense, they just follow what their Pastor/Leader says. They removed their freedom to search on their own (even questioning their own doctrine), (see INC, ADD, JW, Mormons, 7th Day, etc).

my comment with Lot drunk with 2 daughters.
I agree on what you observed. Weird and wrong thing to do.
This is what they thought to be "right" on that moment.

Also, It is probably true that Lot was a God-fearing man to some extent, but he obviously was compromising his values and was being INFLUENCED by the sinfulness of the city of Sodom. In his compromised position, he sinned by offering his daughters.

II Peter 2 - "if by turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah to ashes he condemned them to extinction, making them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly; and if he RESCUED righteous Lot, greatly distressed by the sensual conduct of the wicked"

This is how the Bible was written - wala tinatago kamalian ng bawa't isa.
So if you want to learn goodness, dapat ang pulutin ay mabuti.

Hope to hear from others, :)
 
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ledin
Hindi naman Bibliya ang nagtatago ng mali nguni't ang mga tao. Yung ibang nagtuturo ang mistulang nagtatago ng mga kamaliang nangyari sa Bibliya. Parang iniiwasan nila kaya pili lamang ang madalas na nilalaman ng mga usapin nila. Gusto kasi ng iba na palabasin na lahat ng nangyayari sa Bibliya ay tama kahit hindi naman 'yon ang totoo. Tinama rin naman ang mga kamaliang ito sa Bibliya kaya sa tingin ko hindi naman talaga necessary na iwasan at itago pa ang mga usaping ito. Naniniwala ako na dapat patas lamang itong tinuturo at binibigyang diin. :)
 

homer_simpson

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Ito yung mga mismong nakasulat sa bible ang iniiwasan and being twisted ng mga christians. Gagawa ng kung anu-anong twisted explanations just to justify atrocities and injustices ordered or committed by their god.

Dapat makita ng tao ang isang bagay including ang bible for what they are. Now after recognizing the god's benevolent and malevolent actions towards man gaya ng nasusulat sa bible, is god good? Or he is both good and bad?
 
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Hindi naman katulad ng panahon natin ung sa dati eh, satingin mo pano dumami ulit ung tao nung kay Noah
Do u use that same reasoning with every thing else in the bible or just for the stories like kay lot.

If for the sake of population growth fine. Rape and incest will technically add to the population. Iacknowledge ko yan .but can u acknowledge that those acts are also wrong or immoral?
 
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jayendecastro,
Thanks for the Thread. Good job.

Most bible readers (specially newbies) usually gets excited, and they thought they have all the answers. But because of lack of deep diving from Scriptures and common sense, they just follow what their Pastor/Leader says. They removed their freedom to search on their own (even questioning their own doctrine), (see INC, ADD, JW, Mormons, 7th Day, etc).

my comment with Lot drunk with 2 daughters.
I agree on what you observed. Weird and wrong thing to do.
This is what they thought to be "right" on that moment.

Also, It is probably true that Lot was a God-fearing man to some extent, but he obviously was compromising his values and was being INFLUENCED by the sinfulness of the city of Sodom. In his compromised position, he sinned by offering his daughters.

II Peter 2 - "if by turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah to ashes he condemned them to extinction, making them an example of what is going to happen to the ungodly; and if he RESCUED righteous Lot, greatly distressed by the sensual conduct of the wicked"

This is how the Bible was written - wala tinatago kamalian ng bawa't isa.
So if you want to learn goodness, dapat ang pulutin ay mabuti.

Hope to hear from others, :)
Thanks for finally replying.. 😊

Here's the thing though, the thinking of something "being right at the moment" does not make it right at all doesnt it??

A god-fearing man living in a city of sin?? Well, thats on lot i guess...

And i agree na we can take some good stuff in the bible, just like i can take good stuff in any book...but you focused on the destruction of sodom and the rescue of lot and his daughters. My post was about what happend after that. So about the incident sa cave, incest and rape, wat mabuti ang mapupulot don?

Note: ctto sa reply mo, CARM yan right?
 
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uploader74
you said --> wat mabuti ang mapupulot don?

Wala.
Additionaly, LAHAT ng maling ginawa ng Old Testament characters, hindi dapat tularan.
These true stories were written as transparent as possible (bad or good), so we can do better here in our time.

And wala na record what happen after that.
The New Testament writers were silent on Lot's whole story. But people can speculate.
Did u invite Yortz and Gentleman for your thread?
:)
 
Ito yung mga mismong nakasulat sa bible ang iniiwasan and being twisted ng mga christians. Gagawa ng kung anu-anong twisted explanations just to justify atrocities and injustices ordered or committed by their god.

Dapat makita ng tao ang isang bagay including ang bible for what they are. Now after recognizing the god's benevolent and malevolent actions towards man gaya ng nasusulat sa bible, is god good? Or he is both good and bad?
True...but wat usually happens eh victim blaming eh....

Bout jan sa good and bad god...may topic ako na wanna madiscuss about it eh... Maybe gawan ko thread pag di na busy...heheh
 
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jah-dee

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Easy lang tayo mga paps. Lahat tayo walang alam o kasiguraduhan sa lahat. Iwasan po nating bumuo o makahanap ng kasamaan ng luob dito at okay lang po mag share pa ng mga stories, medyo pangit lang po mag sagutan na parang papuntang dina-down napo natin ang isat-isa. Unti-unting nawawala na yung sense of sharing and giving info sa thread po.
 
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uploader74
nice comment, you can be a good moderator.
Thanks for that
 
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you said --> wat mabuti ang mapupulot don?

Wala.
Additionaly, LAHAT ng maling ginawa ng Old Testament characters, hindi dapat tularan.
These true stories were written as transparent as possible (bad or good), so we can do better here in our time.

And wala na record what happen after that.
The New Testament writers were silent on Lot's whole story. But people can speculate.
Did u invite Yortz and Gentleman for your thread?
:)
Good na u answred straight..so basically contradicts wat u said na " if you want to learn goodness, dapat ang pulutin ay mabuti" when that story in particular as u said din is "wala" nman mapupulot na maganda.

So were do u based ur reasoning na walang mapupulot na maganda sa kwento ni lot and his daughters?

And its easy to say na lahat ng maling ginawa eh di dapat tularan..but the problem sa ganyang thinking eh ibinibigay mo sa reader ang power to interpret it as right or wrong...calling that book as god's word or god's instruction to humanity will lead people with strong conviction sa faith nila to misinterpret some stories there.

Anyone can participate naman here sa thread, why do u specifically want them here?
 
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