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Teachers pwned by Kids

doppleghost

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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.🧐

MARIA: Here it is.😁

TEACHER: Correct.πŸ€— Now class, who discovered America ?🧐

CLASS: Maria.πŸ˜„

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?😠

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.🀨

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"🧐

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"πŸ™„

TEACHER: No, that's wrong😠

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.🀨

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?🧐

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.πŸ™„

TEACHER: What are you talking about?😠

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.😦

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.🧐

WINNIE: Me!😁

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?😠

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.😟

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."🧐

MILLIE: I is...πŸ™„

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."🧐

MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."😁

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?🧐

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand?πŸ€”

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?😠

SIMON: 😧No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.😁

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?😠

CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.😧

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?🧐

HAROLD: A teacher!😁
 

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."🧐
MILLIE: I is...πŸ™„
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."🧐
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."😁

- first time reading this and made me laugh

I already know some of these but still makes me laugh whenever I read it like these 2:
-TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?🧐
HAROLD: A teacher!😁

-TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?🧐
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand?πŸ€”
 

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