Pedro: Kalokohan! Di ako naniniwala! Walang taong ganun kataba!
Juan: San ang balitang yan?
Pedro: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; "British tourist lost 2000 pounds.."
Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot.
When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words.."
She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead"
Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum."
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo,
"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE "
Juan: San ang balitang yan?
Pedro: Dito sa dyaryo. Sabi; "British tourist lost 2000 pounds.."
Mrs. Tanoy is very kuripot.
When her husband died, she inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary.
The ad taker said: "300 pesos for 5 words.."
She said: "Pwede ba 2 words lang? "Tanoy dead"
Ad taker: "No mam. 5 words is the minimum."
After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: "Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo,
"TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE "
