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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.

What do the Mafia and pus-sies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

Why did God give men pen-ises?
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

How is life like a pe-nis?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.

What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your di-ck’s hanging out.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blo wjob.

How is a push-up b ra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

pa hit naman ng like button kung napatawa kayo.
 
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Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

Why did God give men penises?
So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

How is life like a *****?
Your girlfriend makes it hard.

What did the O say to the Q?
Dude, your ****’s hanging out.

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.

How is a push-up *** like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

pa hit naman ng like button kung napatawa kayo.
ok sana kaso dami censored. panira eh
 
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